I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like
Just because I’m not straight doesn’t give my hair the right to not be. omg, kinky ass shit.
Rian Dawson, ladies and gents!
someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god
I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money
When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user
some fall out boy lyrics are really relatable and easy to understand and other fall out boy lyrics are like “tempest in a teacup get unique peroxide princess shine like shark teeth”
it wasn’t a phase
when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room
No my anaconda don’t want none and yes it is because you don’t got buns hun. Also you’re lacking in the intelligence department & your personality is also quite shitty.